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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by elijahrobrt / 01/07/2012 at 1:48am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/07/2012 at 1:30am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 10:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
by plantfood / 01/06/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Transportation
by awesome / 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML
by EdwinOEF / 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Holidays
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
by axel519 / 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up… Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled… Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be…