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by suffersecks / 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by LiquorChick / 01/20/2012 at 3:23am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/19/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by partypooper / 01/18/2012 at 10:29am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love
by frownyface / 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
by Dani / 01/12/2012 at 5:35am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
by LaLa / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Health
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy