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HeXr

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16879
  • Number of comments : 381
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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HeXr's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19511) - you deserved it (5127)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18749) - you deserved it (8606)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24670) - you deserved it (1794)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (5936)

On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24056) - you deserved it (1916)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

#19327826
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21194) - you deserved it (2875)

On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

#19326564
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30166) - you deserved it (2613)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27565) - you deserved it (2074)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

#19315515
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24822) - you deserved it (3663)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

#19309330
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26610) - you deserved it (2276)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

#19308008
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24327) - you deserved it (7375)

On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29056) - you deserved it (3152)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23973) - you deserved it (2419)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (12268)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

#19281445
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32422) - you deserved it (2033)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)



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