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Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by StinkyCactus (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 9:43am - misc - by Doomy (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)
Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by yoked (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by yoked (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)
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