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HeXr
  • Town/Country : Oakville, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5373
  • Number of comments : 381
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36777) - you deserved it (13929)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36977) - you deserved it (3498)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28440) - you deserved it (2414)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

#17271293
61 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

#17162768
117 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

#16999068
116 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

#16980502
49 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738
129 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

#16897554
226 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

#16673731
127 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25028) - you deserved it (4122)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
121 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada



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