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Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat urine and moving further away from the other person. Only to get in my car and realize my cat peed in my purse. FML
by murtato / 11/19/2016 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm 8 weeks pregnant and suffering from severe pregnancy brain. I was making my husband's lunch to take to work. I realised shortly after he left that I'd used dish soap instead of BBQ sauce for his sandwich. He has to turn his phone off for work, so I have no way to warn him. FML
by Stupid Pregnancy Brain / 11/18/2016 at 8:45am / Love
by catbum / 11/09/2016 at 10:54pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Animals
by anon / 11/09/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
Today, I was hanging out with this really cute boy that I liked. We were starting to get personal, intimate, and really connecting. That is, until my roommate shouted that his girlfriend had just, "clogged our toilet and shit was overflowing onto the floor." FML
by randomman55555 / 11/03/2016 at 1:13pm / Love
by timetraveler1854 / 11/02/2016 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML
by Boobs McGee / 10/30/2016 at 10:48pm / Transportation
by JustWashedTheseJeans / 10/24/2016 at 9:05pm / Miscellaneous
by 2young4birds&bees / 10/24/2016 at 11:53am / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was transcribing my manager's recorded orated memo, I heard an unmistakable grunt and splash of an impromptu "bathroom deposit". Seems my manager is economising his time like never before. FML
by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy