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by JustWashedTheseJeans / 10/24/2016 at 9:05pm / Miscellaneous
by 2young4birds&bees / 10/24/2016 at 11:53am / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was transcribing my manager's recorded orated memo, I heard an unmistakable grunt and splash of an impromptu "bathroom deposit". Seems my manager is economising his time like never before. FML
by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy
by JEHR / 10/07/2016 at 3:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, I told my boyfriend the exact moment I fell in love with him: when we made eye contact in a crowd on our fifth date. He asked if I wanted to know what he was thinking at that moment. I then found out it was, "I really hope she can't smell that fart." FML
by saashtow / 10/07/2016 at 1:00am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/06/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, at my job of 2 months, I'd taken it upon myself to water the plants around the office every day since they all looked a little sad. My boss then asked why so many of the fake plants were getting mouldy. My co-workers had watched me water plastic plants for 2 months and nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
by grossed out / 09/21/2016 at 5:21am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by ang3l4 / 09/21/2016 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Animals
by Gas-pingForAir / 09/19/2016 at 4:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Crapper. / 09/16/2016 at 4:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by harambae / 09/11/2016 at 1:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy