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Today, I finally got Wii Fit to lose some weight. Came home and set it all up only to be told that I weigh too much to use the board. FML
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On 07/07/2009 at 10:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by beep_guacamole (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 6:20am - kids - by Sodge (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
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On 04/28/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by chococool223 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)
Today I got a haircut and I haven't gotten on in almost a year and I thought it looked really nice and that I looked good. I saw one of my guy friends on my way to CVS. He examines me, says "You look..." pauses and I expect him to say different, he then finishes with "like a crack whore." FML
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On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
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