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Harmonyx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 169
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Harmonyx : I play guitar and love channing tatum. And josh hutcherson. yep.

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Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12487) - you deserved it (6150)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53035) - you deserved it (2641)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
351 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by adrenochrome (woman) - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)



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