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Harleyyyy
  • Town/Country : Nowhere,Kansas, My World
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Harleyyyy : Love: Surfing, 311(Band) Nirvana (Band) Horsebackriding. Especially Horsebackriding. I've been riding for 7 years.

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Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22172) - you deserved it (2459)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

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295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6039) - you deserved it (50713)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

#11434783
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77983) - you deserved it (4310)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (106465) - you deserved it (7128)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143115) - you deserved it (25689)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)



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