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HardcoreHelena

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1264
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About HardcoreHelena : Helena.
Japanese.
Southern.
NEVER EVER underestimate the power from a little girl like myself. Four eleven, and I can still kick your ass. I'm cocky and I know i am, but that doesn't bother me one bit.
ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT. (: pure cockiness.

Raiders is my thing. I got a passion for it. We always kick ass, so no douche comments about it. First place always (: IF IT WAS EASY, EVERYONE WOULD DO IT. I bleed, I bruise, I push myself past the limits. Raiders is my life :)

ROLL TIDE! (: national champions. i'm a sucker for Bama and any college football really. :D

Addictions would include:_
Pandora Radio, MTV, Cute is What We Aim For, the colour blue, Raiders, narwhales, fainting goats, college football, soccer and Justin Moore. (:

I'm probably too young for you, so don't even try shit with me, kkay? (:

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HardcoreHelena's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44653) - you deserved it (13208)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38600) - you deserved it (10257)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML

#12146210
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31318) - you deserved it (9553)

On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39599) - you deserved it (3869)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39612) - you deserved it (10037)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

#8973214
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21293) - you deserved it (3603)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Jamie - United States (Florida)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28886) - you deserved it (4410)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281298) - you deserved it (17798)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (222135) - you deserved it (29197)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)



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