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About Happygofucky : I want to suck your face off.

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Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25924) - you deserved it (7591)

On 03/28/2011 at 8:31pm - kids - by ohshit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54744) - you deserved it (27492)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I co-starred in a production of Hamlet. Halfway through play, the actor playing Hamlet forgot his lines, threw a raging temper tantrum, screaming about how much he hated the play and how he wanted to go home in front of hundreds of audience members. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31381) - you deserved it (3172)

On 03/26/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by Sue (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15505) - you deserved it (46792)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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