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About HappinessForFree : If you feel like nobody will ever listen to you, you're wrong, because I'll listen and I do care. I've decided to create an account, dedicated to help people with their life struggles. If you need any advice, I'll be here. If you ever felt the need to pour your heart out, I'll be your friend. :)
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Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 8:12pm - misc - by inosehowthatgotthere (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 9:46am - health - by mmromig - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 1:51am - health - by CatLitterLover (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by oxbonxo (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -
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