Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Hanicake

Search for a member

Hanicake

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hanicake : Hmm. Not much to say.

Hanicake's page activity

Visits<b>Mornai</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 5:29am

Hanicake's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Hanicake's favorite FMLs

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38732) - you deserved it (9883)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53722) - you deserved it (9967)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

#11463310
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38096) - you deserved it (3948)

On 06/25/2010 at 11:19pm - misc - by anyomous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

#11459455
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9519) - you deserved it (46015)

On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML

#11452119
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47918) - you deserved it (4803)

On 06/25/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by noname - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49165) - you deserved it (4834)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Idan Schneider's illustrated FML
  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: