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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37337) - you deserved it (9674)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53537) - you deserved it (9953)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

#11463310
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37977) - you deserved it (3942)

On 06/25/2010 at 11:19pm - misc - by anyomous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9476) - you deserved it (45875)

On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML

#11452119
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46876) - you deserved it (4708)

On 06/25/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by noname - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49011) - you deserved it (4824)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)



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