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Hanicake
  • Town/Country : not telling!, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (230)

I agree, your life sucks (30441) - you deserved it (7341)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (44336) - you deserved it (7355)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

#11463310 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (31105) - you deserved it (2843)

On 06/25/2010 at 11:19pm - misc - by anyomous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

#11459455 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (7276) - you deserved it (32080)

On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

#11454502 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (30236) - you deserved it (3124)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:42pm - love - by SMS123 - United States

Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML

#11452119 (282)

I agree, your life sucks (38896) - you deserved it (3507)

On 06/25/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by noname - United States (New York)

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

#11446980 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (22027) - you deserved it (3684)

On 06/25/2010 at 5:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (40125) - you deserved it (3522)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)



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