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HandsomeRatch

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HandsomeRatch

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4925
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About HandsomeRatch : Well, there's not much to say about me.

I'm a girl, I love drawing (even though I'm not that good at it :|) and I love movies. All my favourite movies are movies that I love for all the wrong reasons, like The Room and Birdemic.

Aaand that'd be all. Bye bye.

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HandsomeRatch's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

#20090283
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18425) - you deserved it (2342)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:29pm - love - by - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

#20084737
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27257) - you deserved it (10869)

On 09/23/2012 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room". FML

#20084453
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21772) - you deserved it (1727)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59421) - you deserved it (3053)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

#20078928
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7649) - you deserved it (38450)

On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

#20072034
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (3210)

On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11515) - you deserved it (27674)

On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

#20053590
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11907) - you deserved it (33154)

On 09/02/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by screamer - United States (California)

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML

#20051386
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16638) - you deserved it (1667)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

#20051062
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6644) - you deserved it (24495)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

#19877341
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (4785)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML

#19862258
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19926) - you deserved it (3408)

On 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm - misc - by zombieguyswife (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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