About Handsomeratch
Well, there's not much to say about me. I'm a girl, I love drawing (even though I'm not that good at it :|) and I love movies. All my favourite movies are movies that I love for all the wrong reasons, like The Room and Birdemic. Aaand that'd be all. Bye bye.
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Handsomeratch's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

By A Henderson - / Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:50 / United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

By Kyle / Thursday 5 January 2012 06:58 / United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 September 2009 05:01 / United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

By dentistrygirl / Thursday 3 May 2012 19:41 / United States

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

By pinpin / Thursday 13 November 2008 11:39 / France