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HaloNeedsUnicorn
  • Town/Country : Somewhere over the rainbow, Somewhere over the rainbow
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 September 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 35
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About HaloNeedsUnicorn : A teenager with a life that's getting better each day I live.
6th April 2012
Xbox girl - halo, FIFA and black ops

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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada



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