About HahaHokayThen :
Everyone's "about me" is so funny, I can't think of anything funny but realistic.
I thought that if I said that, something would come to me.
I guess not.
.. . . . . . . . .
okay, well um I'm just gonna go now. . .
About HahaHokayThen :
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HahaHokayThen's favorite FMLs
by nanall / 06/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States / Kids
by Apissedoffguy / 06/03/2012 at 11:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 3:02am / United States / Kids
Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML
by taylortotscx / 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/27/2012 at 3:42am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML
by Notasinner / 05/24/2012 at 6:39pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
by bronco_lover89 / 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by soso / 05/13/2012 at 5:26pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
by cockblocked / 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…