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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6381
  • Number of comments : 214
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About HahaHokayThen :

Everyone's "about me" is so funny, I can't think of anything funny but realistic.

I thought that if I said that, something would come to me.

I guess not.

Still waiting

.. . . . . . . . .

okay, well um I'm just gonna go now. . .

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TODAY, I WAS CALLD UGLY AND VICIOUSLY RIDICULD BY A COUPLE OF TEENAGE GIRLS. THEY WERE WEARING UGGS AND VESTS THAT MADE THEM LOOK LIKE A FREAK-SHOW OF BLEACHD POMERANIANS. FML

#18111338
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29332) - you deserved it (2790)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend confessd tat e ates orror films. Our relationsip was born out of our 'love for orror films. I ave endurd 3 years of watcing films tat absolutely terrify me only to fine out e doesn't lyk tem eiter. FML

#18101877
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13250) - you deserved it (42923)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I looool got out of mah car and went to get her insurance details only 4 her mother to get out and up in mah face screaming at me to "Get back in yur fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13421) - you deserved it (33403)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, FOR MY BIRTHDAY, INSTAAD OF A CAKA, MY FRIANDS SURPRISAD MA WITH A CASTLA MAINLY MADA OUT OF BACON . I DON'T WANT TO SAAM UNGRATAFUL, BUT I FUCKING HATA BACON . FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (46250)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, FOR MY BIRTHDAY, INSTAAD OF A CAKA, MY FRIANDS SURPRISAD MA WITH A CASTLA MAINLY MADA OUT OF BACON . I DON'T WANT TO SAAM UNGRATAFUL, BUT I FUCKING HATA BACON . FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (46250)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, mah roomie had guest over . I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss . So I pissed in the plant in mah room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed . FML

#18036176
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6925) - you deserved it (48935)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)

TADAY I WOKE UP TO PEOPLE IN THE PARKING LOT SCREAMING "EVERYBODY WAKE UP". THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS AT 7 EVERY MORNING SINCE I MOVED IN 3 MONTHS AGO. FML

#18014606
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27070) - you deserved it (2753)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by Tony - United States

TODAY , I HAD TO SIT ON THE BUS NEXT TO A CREEPY GUY. HE BEGAN PESTERING ME WITH OVERLY-SEXUAL STATEMENTS , AN FINALLY I TOLD HIM I HAD A BOYFRIEND. HE RESPONDD WITH "TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN , KILL HIM , AN HOPEFULLY TAKE HIS PLACE." BIG FAT FML

#18004250
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44960) - you deserved it (3663)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... my student took my glasses... hid them from looool me... and called me a turtlehen I squinted my eyes trying to look 4 them. This carried on 4 about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26398) - you deserved it (3656)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (9345)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked wat he was doing, he replied very seriously, ( weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer ). I'm a girl.

#17950170
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28984) - you deserved it (2617)

On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I fine out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison 4 "something shady." FML

#17949951
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28568) - you deserved it (3105)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)



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