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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4480
  • Number of comments : 214
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About HahaHokayThen :

Everyone's "about me" is so funny, I can't think of anything funny but realistic.

I thought that if I said that, something would come to me.

I guess not.

Still waiting

.. . . . . . . . .

okay, well um I'm just gonna go now. . .

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HahaHokayThen's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28240) - you deserved it (3696)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44977) - you deserved it (7012)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27541) - you deserved it (2258)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30108) - you deserved it (5244)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24762) - you deserved it (6914)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (2930)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (2930)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40955) - you deserved it (3177) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

#18198070
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32590) - you deserved it (2208)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38864) - you deserved it (5261)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

#18159887
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13051) - you deserved it (32448)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62373) - you deserved it (4619)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31197) - you deserved it (14650)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
593 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58646) - you deserved it (4672)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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