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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4615
  • Number of comments : 214
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About HahaHokayThen :

Everyone's "about me" is so funny, I can't think of anything funny but realistic.

I thought that if I said that, something would come to me.

I guess not.

Still waiting

.. . . . . . . . .

okay, well um I'm just gonna go now. . .

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Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

#19385334
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6124) - you deserved it (28711)

On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39095) - you deserved it (2440)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26577) - you deserved it (2739)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26358) - you deserved it (2068)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML

#19340403
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20196) - you deserved it (5498)

On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

#19271086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24734) - you deserved it (3602)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, while at work, a man came up to me and screamed that I was the devil's child, pointing at the tattoo on my wrist the whole time. I just stood there while he prayed for my soul. FML

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

#19269452
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37242) - you deserved it (2038)

On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died 2 years ago. FML

#19243777
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7021) - you deserved it (51136)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:43am - work - by ITM21 - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21095) - you deserved it (26589)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (9646)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8570) - you deserved it (65260)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53343) - you deserved it (3280)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33152) - you deserved it (3327)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55057) - you deserved it (4230)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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