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Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24864) - you deserved it (10823)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30002) - you deserved it (1763)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50328) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25260) - you deserved it (2556)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29319) - you deserved it (7878)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11123) - you deserved it (36369)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47300) - you deserved it (2806)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7369) - you deserved it (53074)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML

#949
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20763) - you deserved it (7573)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25331) - you deserved it (4332)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13064) - you deserved it (78607)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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