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Hacksaw
  • Town/Country : Suckville, US of fucking A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 55332
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Hacksaw : Schadenfreude.

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Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26880) - you deserved it (83092)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

#249220
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (10710)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Abandoned (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

#234150
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56634) - you deserved it (7265)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:36pm - love - by Kate (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91701) - you deserved it (17806)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)



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