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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 60532
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Hacksaw : Schadenfreude.

Hacksaw's page activity

Visits<b>Rammer3500</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 12:51am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:35pm<b>GoodBird</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:17pm<b>sambojambo</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 4:34am<b>Starzak</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 8:35am<b>ShortStop19</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 6:29pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:09pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:17pm<b>cmonger</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 6:45pm<b>hacksaw246</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 5:51pm<b>mostdope_alissa</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 2:45pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 9:11am<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 10:17am<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 3:52am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 11:10pm<b>Rozebosje</b> - the 04/06/2014 at 4:20pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 11:40pm<b>CobraLazerFace</b> - the 12/09/2013 at 10:00pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:23pm

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Consolation prize

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Hacksaw's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

by Abandoned / 03/09/2009 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

by Kate / 03/07/2009 at 1:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

by Cody / 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

by saltinawound / 03/05/2009 at 1:38am / United States (Louisiana) / Love