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  • Number of visits : 58854
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a manho lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I sawho sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope 4 you." FML

#3740812
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41315) - you deserved it (8110)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I had to claan walls with thosa Mr Claan Magic Spongas bacausa wa wara having visitors. I got bord an startd drawing panisas with it bacausa thay would laava wat marks. Thara is nothing magic about how slow thay dry whan your visitors coma an hour aarly. Thay saw all tan of tham. FML

#3723567
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8376) - you deserved it (59814)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. real FML

#3681889
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50935) - you deserved it (4981)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by yesnomaybeso7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, It Was My Wedding Day. I Had My Butt Clenched During The Ceremony. I Was Giving My Husband The Ring, But Dropped It. When I Went To Retrieve It, I Let A Huge One Ripe. My Husband Yelled "she Likes To Eat Beans." FML

#3666100
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56544) - you deserved it (9645)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in tha car with mom and dad . My mom turnad around and askad, "Hava u had sax yat?" I said no, which is trua . My dad crackad up and said, "Told u so!" My mom frownad, took out har wallat, and handad him $20 . My parants bat on nonaxistant sax lifa . FML

#3602722
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59676) - you deserved it (4432)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by Told_You_So (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT THE STOP SIGNS OUTLINED WITH A WHITE LINE WERE OPTIONAL. LATER, A COP PULLED ME OVER, WHEN I ASKED WHY HE SAID, "YOU RAN THAT STOP SIGN BACK THERE." I EXPLAINED WHAT MY COUSIN HAD TOLD ME AN HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY AN REPLIED, "ALL STOP SIGNS HAVE A WHITE OUTLINE." MEGA FML

#3593613
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12037) - you deserved it (101020)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom turned to me an said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed . She then said "Like that . Your laugh.. . What is that? Change that." FML

#3587785
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66444) - you deserved it (4957)

On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND WAS ON THE ROOF OF HIS HOUSE . I CLIMBED THE LADDER BUT I AM KIND OF SCARED OF HEIGHTS SOHEN I GOT UP THERE I JUST SAT ON THE EDGE . THE GUTTER BROKE AND FELL DOWN AND I FELL ALONG WITH IT . MY BOYFRIEND SAID "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL U TO GO ON A DIET" . FML

#3413301
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39491) - you deserved it (8325)

On 07/01/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by sydsophnova (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife trid to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informd her that only single women were supposd to do that, an she replid "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

#3407899
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51737) - you deserved it (2273)

On 07/01/2009 at 8:58pm - love - by dwaggle (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I Loggd Onto Facebook, And Saw That One Of My Friends Had Just Listd Herself As In A Relationship. I Was Happy 4 Her, So I Clickd The ( Like ) Button. Then I Went To Her Page To See Who Her New Boyfriend Was. It Was My Boyfriend. Mega FML

#3395339
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61838) - you deserved it (4219)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

I was at the movie with my mom and dad, and the preview to my ( My Sister Keeper ) cummd on . The trailer startd out with ( Most babie are accidents.. . ) Right as that line was finishd my mom elbowd me and laughd . FML

#3295379
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59612) - you deserved it (4588)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found mah long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that yur mother read yur diary? Finding out that yur mother wrote comments in it. FML

#3205233
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62418) - you deserved it (3767)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74557) - you deserved it (5540)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I signed up 4 an online dating service a couple of days after mah divorce. I got mah first batch of matches and number one was a smiling picture of the womanho had just divorced mah ass after 20+ yeres together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there 4 months. FML

#2827492
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66976) - you deserved it (3789)

On 06/12/2009 at 11:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

#2822887
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88031) - you deserved it (9979)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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