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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 60658
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Hacksaw : Schadenfreude.

Hacksaw's page activity

Visits<b>Marielle123</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:37pm<b>Rammer3500</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 12:51am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:35pm<b>GoodBird</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:17pm<b>sambojambo</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 4:34am<b>Starzak</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 8:35am<b>ShortStop19</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 6:29pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:09pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:17pm<b>cmonger</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 6:45pm<b>hacksaw246</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 5:51pm<b>mostdope_alissa</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 2:45pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 9:11am<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 10:17am<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 3:52am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 11:10pm<b>Rozebosje</b> - the 04/06/2014 at 4:20pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 11:40pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:23pm

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Hacksaw's favorite FMLs

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

by shit's weak / 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

by Duckie W / 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

by cdaniel2 / 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 1:00am / United States (Oregon) / Geek

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

by bewitched and bothered / 02/02/2009 at 8:25am / United States (California) / Love