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by shit's weak / 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Duckie W / 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML
by cdaniel2 / 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 1:00am / United States (Oregon) / Geek
by bewitched and bothered / 02/02/2009 at 8:25am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…