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  • Number of visits : 58853
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year cuz he was no longer sexually attracted to me cuz I'm "overwieght," even though I only wiegh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

#214714
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88397) - you deserved it (9230)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by saltinawound (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and calld the cops cuz I trid to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. big fat FML

#209556
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71551) - you deserved it (3034)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)

Today it is mah twin sistars and mah birthday. Wa both wantad a day at tha spa for our birthday. My sistar got a gift cartificata to tha spa hila I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Targat. My mom said it would cost too much to maka ma pratty also. maga FML

#208203
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110622) - you deserved it (5225)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . at a red light.. . an old lady crossing the street fell right infront of mah car . I got out of mah car to help her . The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet . An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

#205743
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72752) - you deserved it (3099)

On 03/04/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by VroomVroom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

today my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th brthday today. For my brthday present , she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

#203455
82 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by you would (man) - United States (California)

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with calld me 4 the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom did. FML

#198130
73 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to visit ma fiancé's dying grandmoter in te ospital wit im. Se started talking to us about living eac day to te fullest. His grandmoter points to me an says, "Life is sort. Tat's y you don't waste any time screwing girlso look like tat." real FML

#197015
67 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
142 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I came home after a party to mah parents who confronted me. They said that mah phone had made a pocket call to them and they hered a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked mah phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

#185053
103 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Werner (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I CAME HOME TO FINE THAT MY ROOM HAD BEEN RANSACKED. MY MOM COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AN SAYS THAT WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK. I FREAKED OUT THINKING IT WAS ALL THE EMPTY ALCOHOL BOTTLES UNDER MY BED. MY MOM HOLDS UP THE BIRTH CONTROL AN SAYS "I ALWAYS KNEW U WERE A WHORE." FML

#185042
123 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, My Dad Woke Me Up At 6 Told Me To Take A Shower An Drove Me To School Only To Say "just Kidding, Happy Snowday!" FML

#183630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84335) - you deserved it (12360)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I overhered mah daughter compliment mah mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you , Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt mah feelings , she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

#179475
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50932) - you deserved it (8972)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

my cat was in te batroom wen I was undressing to get into te sower . I realized tat e was te only male to ave seen me naked in te past two monts . Ten e started scratcing te door fir me to let im out . mega FML

#171623
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50235) - you deserved it (8300)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old!! She just learned how to say yes so if u asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes!! I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty..!! she looked at me and said "NO." FML

#171559
58 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said ( well at least we dont have to worry about boys 4 the next two yeres. ) FML

#171168
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59872) - you deserved it (4236)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by jajaja (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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