Schadenfreude.
Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain “obscene or offensive language or phrases”. What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 1:46pm - misc - by firefliiez (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, everyone was telling me a girl I like wanted me to ask her on a date. I approached her, and asked if it was true. She said yes, but only because she wanted to reject me in person. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 7:49pm - love - by WhatWentWrong (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today I finally finished my art project which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to her. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got a 60. She said I would have had a 100, except for the giant coffee stain. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am - love - by whysheheartless (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by joyful-not (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)
