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  • Number of visits : 58848
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

#9019177
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47450) - you deserved it (37016)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up an then clawing an biting my crotch. FML

#6971032
91 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he looool was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on mah back as I layd on mah stomach. I got home later, and felt that mah back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on mah back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
143 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I left work to fine a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I had a go at my husband fir spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointd the remote looool control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

#6508757
88 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

my date kissd me after our second date. The way he leand toward mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall , so I stretchd myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I endd up belching into his mouth. FML

#6482336
66 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793
176 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends !! He putted mah name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be mah new name !! FML

#6312971
66 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 1:46pm - misc - by firefliiez (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers 4 our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea y I am so upset. FML

#6303119
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16014) - you deserved it (42623)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, everyone was telling me a girl I like wanted me to ask her on a date. I approached her, an asked if it was true. She said yes, but only cuz she wanted to reject me in person. FML

2day I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant . Tomorrow, I'm supposd to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year . FML

#6247099
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10986) - you deserved it (74083)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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