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Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 7:45am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by Chad - United States (New York)
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized my name in French means 'penis'. This wouldn't be as bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)
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