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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5211
  • Number of comments : 440
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HKCgrimmjow : 6 cups of coffee a day
Maybe one meal a day
Workout every day
Go to school 4 days a week
Go to work 5 days a week
Weekends? What weekends? If only I could remember them.
This ain't love, it's desperation

I'm a psychology major with a busy life, dealing with my own problems my own way.

Obsessive, not so much compulsive, have a problem with money, I see lots of it and then all of a sudden it's gone! Where did it go? Well usually somewhere on weekends. If there's anyone who funds the bars in this town it's probably me!
You ask me if I deal with my problems by drinking, I say no, I probably do.
Do I care? Most likely not.
Do I care what you think? I'll say yes but I mean no.

Do I care about people? I say no but I have yet to test this, so for now I can't be sure.
Am I a jackass? No. Am I an asshole? That's a matter of opinion I guess, come form your own opinion!

I have no concept of value, money holds no value to me, but I do like my toys, and always will!

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Today, my boyfriend broke up wit me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification tat I ave a new message, an I ceck it just to fine tat same message sitting tere. I'm being trolled by my own pone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44430) - you deserved it (3733)

On 01/01/2014 at 2:49am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today I got an e-mail regarding an IT support job I applied to. The e-mail had numerous formatting errors due to bad code and typos all over the place. It said I wasn't qualified fir the job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37232) - you deserved it (2920)

On 12/31/2013 at 3:08am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I caught my neighbor picking my flowers out of the planter on my porch. When I said something to her she ran off and knocked over the planter smashing it. She is now acting like nothing happened. real FML

Today.. . I droppad mah suitcasa on mah toa . Don't worry.. . looool it was alraady brokan . FML


I agree, your life sucks (41881) - you deserved it (4004)

On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46062) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today , boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans!! I couldn't fit into them , and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat 4 him , and he can't be with me anymore!! I took them off and saw they were a size 4!! I've been a size 8 4 the past 2 yeres , and he knows this!! mega FML


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On 12/28/2013 at 5:34pm - health - by worstwaytodumpagirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today... a woman startd giving me grief because we didn't ave any Boxing Day sales. As I explaind to er tat dollar store don't usually ave sales... se trid to lamp me. It endd by er getting draggd out of te store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32870) - you deserved it (2389)

On 12/27/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I went to a party organised by mah ex. I was the last to sit down... after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled ( Fuckface ) was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37889) - you deserved it (8963) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/26/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by Puick (man) - France (Centre)

Today, as I was driving back home from grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witnes him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know y I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML


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On 12/26/2013 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by NNTA (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today... I am sitting next to a guy who very clerely has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45158) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I Realized My Family Is More Excited To See My Girlfriend Than They R To See Me . Big Fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (32443) - you deserved it (3835)

On 12/25/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I realized there is nothing quite like having yur mother be too hungover to open presents on Christmas morning. FML

Today, I went to my dad's house for Christmas. Soon enough, my grandma had commented on how much weight I've gained, my aunt asked me y I'm still single, and my dad joined in by reminding me that I still haven't been accepted into college. Only three more days to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35352) - you deserved it (3227)

On 12/24/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by holiday from hell - United States (New York)

today I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me 4 Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail 4 a DUI an battery. Thank u to my cocklick of an aunt 4 taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar an pressuring her into relapse. FML


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On 12/24/2013 at 3:48pm - misc - by jhulich (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

yesterday my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas!! When I opened it I was speechles and overjoyed!! He then said "It's just a ring!! It doesn't mean anything."


I agree, your life sucks (45746) - you deserved it (5200)

On 12/24/2013 at 3:30pm - love - by Wtfbro (woman) - United States

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