About HKCgrimmjow : 6 cups of coffee a day
Maybe one meal a day
Workout every day
Go to school 4 days a week
Go to work 5 days a week
Weekends? What weekends? If only I could remember them.
This ain't love, it's desperation
I'm a psychology major with a busy life, dealing with my own problems my own way.
Obsessive, not so much compulsive, have a problem with money, I see lots of it and then all of a sudden it's gone! Where did it go? Well usually somewhere on weekends. If there's anyone who funds the bars in this town it's probably me!
You ask me if I deal with my problems by drinking, I say no, I probably do.
Do I care? Most likely not.
Do I care what you think? I'll say yes but I mean no.
Do I care about people? I say no but I have yet to test this, so for now I can't be sure.
Am I a jackass? No. Am I an asshole? That's a matter of opinion I guess, come form your own opinion!
I have no concept of value, money holds no value to me, but I do like my toys, and always will!
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by jseid2 / 01/15/2014 at 12:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by chiktikka / 01/14/2014 at 5:06pm / United Kingdom / Money
by tired individual / 01/12/2014 at 6:04am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML
by -_-" / 01/11/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
by rollergirl13 / 01/11/2014 at 12:55am / United States (Alaska) / Love
Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML
by lukas / 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 11:12am / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
by stalked / 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Can2 / 01/08/2014 at 2:03pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by give me an F / 01/05/2014 at 11:16am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2014 at 12:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Crashed / 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replaced by a stuffed bear. FML
by SabriLittleRed / 01/01/2014 at 1:18pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Snufflopagus / 01/01/2014 at 8:26am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
- Today, at my friends work I went to use the restroom and I managed to drop my keys in the toilet. I… Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that when my dog curled up next to me on my bed, I got a boner.… Today, while at work I was talking about my ex girlfriend to a coworker on the shop floor. Just as…