This member hasn't filled in the description.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29652) - you deserved it (2002)
On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20930) - you deserved it (2575)
On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by lol - United States
Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20430) - you deserved it (1857)
On 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26317) - you deserved it (4192)
On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31433) - you deserved it (6360)
On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21085) - you deserved it (2649)
On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19676) - you deserved it (5563)
On 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3539) - you deserved it (13125)
On 01/10/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Drewzter (man) - United States (California)
Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29473) - you deserved it (2067)
On 11/30/2009 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got my tax return. I was really excited. Turns out the government does take the time to send out a tax return for $1.36. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21114) - you deserved it (2600)
On 10/27/2009 at 4:10pm - money - by nicolo (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17326) - you deserved it (3553)
On 10/01/2009 at 2:10am - intimacy - by betchyo (man) - United States (Massachusetts) - moderated by Kevin Nealon
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17326) - you deserved it (3553)
On 10/01/2009 at 2:10am - intimacy - by betchyo (man) - United States (Massachusetts) - moderated by Kevin Nealon
Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (18546)
On 04/12/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
I agree, your life sucks (188813) - you deserved it (21096)
On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
