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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 August 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3307
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#19996782
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30825) - you deserved it (34637)

On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML

#19995807
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23761) - you deserved it (2095)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Goblin Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61840) - you deserved it (11609)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20675) - you deserved it (39808)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

#19851648
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (1872)

On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32756) - you deserved it (3386)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45568) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML

#19678152
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24851) - you deserved it (2947)

On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

#19655658
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24979) - you deserved it (7445)

On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

#19653798
113 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62494) - you deserved it (3472)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

#19587857
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28549) - you deserved it (11531)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML

#19583210
185 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 5:57pm - health - by billiams15 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

#19558069
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28540) - you deserved it (2245)

On 05/01/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by karmafails (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39335) - you deserved it (2946)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)



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