Gumbinator

Search for a member

Gumbinator

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 March 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 9340
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Gumbinator : March 2nd, 2011 ♥
March 12th, 2011 X) ♥
NLG...♥ I love you

22♥

04/17/11 ♥ Awesome day! :D

your the greatest mystery of all....

06/30/11

message me :)

Gumbinator's page activity

Visits<b>annabrandl</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 1:17am<b>meggie918</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 12:20am<b>niknakpattywak</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 9:26pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 12:40pm<b>phatdaddy62</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 4:13am<b>evanicanseeher</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 11:31pm<b>marulicko</b> - the 12/02/2013 at 7:58pm<b>Kitty19</b> - the 11/06/2013 at 4:35pm<b>mea_iloveskiing</b> - the 12/22/2012 at 10:29pm<b>ally_anonymous</b> - the 05/26/2012 at 4:25pm<b>Summer_16</b> - the 03/15/2012 at 3:37pm<b>kmwis_00</b> - the 02/28/2012 at 6:38pm<b>xeldawyn</b> - the 11/28/2011 at 6:53pm<b>Riiley</b> - the 11/18/2011 at 11:47pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 11/12/2011 at 10:56pm<b>TEQ_Thomas</b> - the 10/18/2011 at 9:24am<b>NinaTatianna</b> - the 10/17/2011 at 11:53pm<b>sweetytweety</b> - the 10/10/2011 at 1:24am

Gumbinator's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of Gumbinator's badges

Gumbinator's favorite FMLs

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

by Rachal / 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:30am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML

by Cheating / 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

by soawkward / 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

by mando / 10/06/2011 at 11:14am / Australia / Work

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

by thismakesmesad / 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

by doughgirl101 / 09/07/2011 at 1:59am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

by Pizza-less / 09/04/2011 at 12:16am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

by May / 09/04/2011 at 12:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

by SterlingSilver91 / 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy