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Today, I was working and some woman wanted to pay with a credit card. It already had a picture on the card so you don't have to ask for i.d., and just glancing at it I asked, "Oh, is this your husband's card?" She then replied, "No, that's just me with glasses and short hair." FML

#2558770
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I agree, your life sucks (16404) - you deserved it (42479)

On 06/03/2009 at 2:50am - work - by em (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83534) - you deserved it (10231)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41019) - you deserved it (12421)

On 05/15/2009 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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