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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34804) - you deserved it (29868)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML


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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML


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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

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