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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1996 (18 years)
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Today , my mother refusd to agree with any of my logic because it's ( not in the bible. ) She can't fine any fault with it , just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25424) - you deserved it (3511)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I trid to buy a bottla of wina from tha suparmarkat. Tha scrawny... acna-riddan kid at tha chackout askd to saa mah ID. I didn't hava any on ma... sinca I'm 37 yaars old and didn't axpact to ba askd stupid quastions. I complaind to his managar... only to ba askd to laava. FML

#18338380
380 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by Andrew - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Yesterday,hen drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposd to be fun. mega FML

#18323585
97 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got mah braces off. I also got mah tongue pierced. Both by mah orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't knowhere it was. I'd been following her for at least looool an hourhen she pulld into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no ideahere I am. FML

#18225132
72 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO VICIOUSLY RIP OFF MAH THONG. MY ASS CRACK IS NUMB. FML

#18071770
156 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

#18047798
163 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents . Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, ( You never told us you were a lesbian, honey . ) FML

#18041675
314 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls!! The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit!! FML

#17773363
116 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that when u kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. real FML

#17292941
177 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today... my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk... and my mom shoutd at him... ( Have you had sex with my daughter? ) As he was shaking his head... my dad said... ( I have ) in a really creepy voice... thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
166 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

#13481200
256 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did there regular check up, an found ( odd red marks ) on the inside of mah thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to mah mother an the doctor that it was a hickey from mah boyfriend. FML

#13480134
91 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:37am - intimacy - by hickhick (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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