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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 December 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3341
  • Number of comments : 204
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (830360) - you deserved it (91066)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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