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GreenHacker
  • Town/Country : Littleton, MA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 December 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 2628
  • Number of comments : 204
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (188606) - you deserved it (21068)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (649708) - you deserved it (11914)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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