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Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by stubble (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 8:17pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 2:41am - health - by FatRunner (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)
Today, a milkbone commerical came on TV. At the end of the commercial, they whistle and throw a milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100 lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and pummel my brand new plasma screen TV. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said 'you should see this'. It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 10:00pm - love - by LTJFP (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 4:27am - misc - by sore (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Half way through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 7:30am - misc - by cheat - United States (Texas)
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a happy meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by paris78 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States
