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Grayness_
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Grayness_ : Just here to share, laugh & learn.

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Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39743) - you deserved it (6307)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33763) - you deserved it (4756)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)



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