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Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44497) - you deserved it (7264)

On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27210) - you deserved it (3269)

On 02/24/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by why the fuck would you do that - United States (Arizona)



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