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Grammarnazis's favorite FMLs

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

By why the fuck would you do that / Monday 25 February 2013 02:57 / United States - Phoenix

Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

By Devin / Sunday 19 May 2013 05:26 / United States

Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 May 2013 16:40 / Sweden - Storfors

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:41 /

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

By Locked Out / Tuesday 14 May 2013 19:11 / United States