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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 March 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 975
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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GraceMonica's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML

#5518308
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26293) - you deserved it (3290)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:16pm - intimacy - by NiHao (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

#5407765
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13633) - you deserved it (47157)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:37am - health - by Cpt_Concerned (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36036) - you deserved it (1935)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9062) - you deserved it (29944)

On 09/07/2009 at 10:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51451) - you deserved it (6252)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37916) - you deserved it (8917)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40840) - you deserved it (15335)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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