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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 643
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About GotBrains : As long as its done like a sir, it's all good!

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Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML


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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML


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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML


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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

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