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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 716
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Gorillaz23 : I love the Beatles!

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Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30990) - you deserved it (5243)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (89084)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20286) - you deserved it (52314)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38230) - you deserved it (21780)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61650) - you deserved it (7063)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)



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