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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 889
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About Googoo27 : Herpin some derps.

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Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28474) - you deserved it (2953)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

#17976289
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28449) - you deserved it (6381)

On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

#17976289
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28449) - you deserved it (6381)

On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

#17975485
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22580) - you deserved it (2556)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

#17975485
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22580) - you deserved it (2556)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32507) - you deserved it (1954)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

#17916897
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22388) - you deserved it (2347)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by grubbieduc - United States (California)

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

#17909071
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (2337)

On 10/05/2011 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

#17685983
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8020) - you deserved it (39730)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21529) - you deserved it (37937)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

#7400225
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16857) - you deserved it (28353)

On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

#7400225
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16857) - you deserved it (28353)

On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#4111292
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30781) - you deserved it (23606)

On 07/28/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by porkfriedlife - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

#4060488
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17336) - you deserved it (71257)

On 07/26/2009 at 7:18pm - animals - by Fmycatslife (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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