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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1349
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

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Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothe with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

#19152626
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26478) - you deserved it (3077)

On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (5269)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat . big fat FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9174) - you deserved it (28523)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Yesterday, I wantd to freshen up room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on looool bd, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turnd on. The spray cummd directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in eyes may last fir several days. mega FML

#19084596
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11116) - you deserved it (22300)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money 4 a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34088) - you deserved it (5287)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, ( Fuck off, Steve. ) So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19432) - you deserved it (17614)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday I chippd a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube!! FML

#18343530
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9680) - you deserved it (25610)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I caught mah husband onca again looking at half nakd picturas of a friand of mina on Facabook. Whan I askadhy ha did it, ha said "I was chacking to saa if thay wara still thara." fat FML

#18296145
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28493) - you deserved it (4612)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

TODAY, MAH MOM CALLD ME CRAZY AN TOLD ME SHE WANTD TO PUT ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL . SHE DID THIS AFTER REPEATEDLY HITTING ME WITH A SHOE . WHY? BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE . FAT FML

#18253944
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33842) - you deserved it (3298)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today a nieghbor cummd by while I was cooking. She askd 4 some of mah cheese so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refusd to accept the slice and made her way to mah fridge. She then yelld at me 4 not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33519) - you deserved it (3094)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, I got a boner at looool the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (8251)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on mah girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. mega FML

#18029483
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26887) - you deserved it (17783)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I had to ascort soma dumbass taanagar from Homa Dapot aftar I found him masturbating in ona of tha modal washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37760) - you deserved it (2931)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved



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