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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 892
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About Googoo27 : Herpin some derps.

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Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

#19152626
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25063) - you deserved it (2963)

On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25517) - you deserved it (5090)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9111) - you deserved it (28330)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

#19084596
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10270) - you deserved it (21166)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36363) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13529) - you deserved it (31972)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33872) - you deserved it (5266)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18605) - you deserved it (17276)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9609) - you deserved it (25445)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27354) - you deserved it (4500)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33639) - you deserved it (3287)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31528) - you deserved it (2929)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34212) - you deserved it (8078)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26697) - you deserved it (17701)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37506) - you deserved it (2913)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved



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