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Googoo27
  • Town/Country : Somewhere in 'merica,
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 66 posted

About Googoo27 : Play guitar, listen to A7X, Escape the Fate, and BFMV, play a lot of Team Fortress 2, YouTube account is CODFreak27000, XBL gamertag is O1001101001O
I like pie and need a life :D

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Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML

#19671635 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (2688) - you deserved it (205)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

#19670939 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (4218) - you deserved it (830)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928 (465)

I agree, your life sucks (9084) - you deserved it (830)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

#19631017 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (6760) - you deserved it (800)

On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML

#19471721 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (4902) - you deserved it (1233)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:55am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (9869) - you deserved it (21775)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML

#19442358 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (3160) - you deserved it (3921)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML

#19405525 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (8133) - you deserved it (2470)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:53am - intimacy - by gordogs 25 - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (19887) - you deserved it (1377)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (7134) - you deserved it (1566)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

#19152626 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (18073) - you deserved it (1959)

On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (6327) - you deserved it (1093)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (6478) - you deserved it (17474)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

#19084596 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (2898) - you deserved it (5211)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (10727) - you deserved it (787)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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