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Godless26
  • Town/Country : Snowmass Village, CO, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 May 1984 (29 years)
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Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8071) - you deserved it (42551)

On 09/28/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

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On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)



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