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Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60254) - you deserved it (3840)

On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79599) - you deserved it (4089)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32708) - you deserved it (111925)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52040) - you deserved it (17670)

On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)



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