About GloomyMasquerade : I'm a complex person, a serious bookworm and I choose my books from the cover. And yes, for any smart remarks, I DO judge the book by its cover, but I'm an intuitive person, I'm very sweet and sensitive but my emotions are a very tangled web that I've woven. Music is my passion and I've published a couple poems. I plan to major in psychology when I get to college, and from there hopefully work my way to be a psychologist of the criminal minds.
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by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money
by fmlTGOD / 08/24/2011 at 7:34am / United States / Love
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only 4 months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML
by monsterinlaw / 08/23/2011 at 10:51am / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by heheheh / 08/22/2011 at 2:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
by collball22 / 08/22/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by The captain / 08/21/2011 at 7:09pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
by Username / 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm / United States / Health
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2011 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML
by pizzachest / 08/19/2011 at 9:11am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by kaitylait / 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML
by AmySweet / 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Out of Shape / 08/16/2011 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Health
by Jillian Drute / 08/16/2011 at 12:54am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML
by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash / 08/14/2011 at 12:36am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…