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GloomyMasquerade
  • Town/Country : Everett, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GloomyMasquerade : I'm a complex person, a serious bookworm and I choose my books from the cover. And yes, for any smart remarks, I DO judge the book by its cover, but I'm an intuitive person, I'm very sweet and sensitive but my emotions are a very tangled web that I've woven. Music is my passion and I've published a couple poems. I plan to major in psychology when I get to college, and from there hopefully work my way to be a psychologist of the criminal minds.

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Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30804) - you deserved it (2555)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (4906)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (2974)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only 4 months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML

#17556987
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26824) - you deserved it (2012)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:51am - health - by monsterinlaw (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7752) - you deserved it (50088)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

#17544158
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24692) - you deserved it (4600)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:58am - health - by collball22 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML

#17540688
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22114) - you deserved it (3913)

On 08/21/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by The captain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

#17522929
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (10291)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

#17518682
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8066) - you deserved it (17100)

On 08/19/2011 at 11:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML

#17518141
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21367) - you deserved it (1713)

On 08/19/2011 at 9:11am - health - by pizzachest - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23332) - you deserved it (9488)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

#17511750
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25844) - you deserved it (3731)

On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

#17492209
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10202) - you deserved it (28923)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:09pm - health - by Out of Shape (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28167) - you deserved it (2266)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML

#17465533
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22773) - you deserved it (1989)

On 08/14/2011 at 12:36am - health - by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - United States (California)



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