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GlassCity
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22879) - you deserved it (2806)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

#6983877 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (25385) - you deserved it (2091)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

#6933168 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (21482) - you deserved it (7998)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML

#6865964 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (24399) - you deserved it (1724)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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